russellcampot:

partyvictim:

It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

Extremely important

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lightninglovesthisfatass:

-is sick-

-takes a shot of vodka-

sassykardashian:

Fred: Okay team let’s split up

Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*

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mcqueeny:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami

yoncevevo:

trashleytrashley:

yoncevevo:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*

try and one up me again bitch

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clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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cute-and-awkward:

haveitjoeway:

I need someone to fondle my nether regions

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iwasrepeals:

opening a pack of gum in public like

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